Kayla & Suzie – A Dark Retelling Of Hansel & Gretel Phonesex

Kayla Ext 357 & Suzie Ext 263

Kayla and Suzie were the cutest little sisters, but they had far too much energy and sass for their Daddy to handle. He’d done all he could to make his girls good, yet they continued to be very naughty. The two were always putting their fingers up each other’s skirts or flashing their teen titties at the boys in town.

Their overly sexual sister behavior was bringing much shame to their family. Poor Daddy felt humiliated and embarrassed when he went into town, and people would whisper about his naughty daughters. Finally, he couldn’t take it anymore! He recalled the legend of the witch that lived in the woods. She had a reputation for “handling” naughty kids. And so Daddy did the only thing he knew to do. He packed his slutty teens up and told them they were going on a hike in the woods.

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Blog Me a Contest Phonesex Entry

This is for the tiny, Cheeto-dicked embarrassment who attempts to satisfy Kayla.

Last Saturday while you were cranking it to Fuller House on Netflix, I happened to run into a certain little hottie at the library. You know what that is, right? It’s where grown-ups go to pump lifejuice to more important organs. She was wearing a flowered summer sundress and was buried between the stacks of romance novels, hungrily flipping through a copy of 50 Shades of Gray. I watched as she read one particular passage that made her sigh audibly, her hand instinctively brushing over her perfect breasts.

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