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A Pity Lick Phonesex

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Pity

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

You filthy, sick fuck. I can not believe what you called and told me today. I knew you were twisted but I had no idea you’d take it that far. A pity lick from a bitch who didn’t know better. I wasn’t surprised you started the story with, “I was jerking off.” That much is obvious. You can’t keep your hand off your puny cock.

You told me you’d “heard” how good it felt to jerk off with vegetable oil and wanted to try it. Claiming once you’d slathered up your cock, you tipped your head back, closed your eyes, and let it feel good. You even told me you felt her weight as she climbed on the couch next to you. Right then, you should have stopped then but you didn’t. You let that bitch lick your dick.

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A Walk In The Park Phonesex

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Walk

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I didn’t mean for it to happen. It wasn’t my fault! You told me to dress sexy for a night out and I did. We had such a lovely dinner, just the two of us. Neither of us seemed ready for the night to end and my request for a walk was just that. I had no idea what dark dangers lurked in the shadows ahead of us.

The cloudless sky allowed for the stars to shine down on us as we strolled through the park hand in hand. I was leaning into your body as the chilly breeze raced up my legs. I saw them before you did. The two hulking, black men walking in our direction. My arms clung to you a little tighter, hoping you’d keep me safe should anything happen. It’s too bad I couldn’t count on you.

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From A Clients Perspective Phonesex

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

The minutes turn into hours as I stay on the phone with her. Her voice is feminine and seductive, alluring and insistent, all at the same time.
It was only going to be for an hour or two. We both needed to get up early the next morning. But the call persists…

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Juicy Anal Slut Phonesex

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Juicy

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It must be so hard to be a boy. To be horny and alone. With no one interested in playing with your prick. Someone always wants to play with my body. Can you blame them? Look at me, listen to me. Not just my tits or pussy either, there’s a whole list of MEN who want to make me their juicy anal slut.

Is anal still taboo? Like isn’t tongue fucking a bitches asshole the norm now? For you, it will become normal. After my naughty hole gets pounded full of cum, it’ll be you who licks the jizz from my inner thighs.

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Blog Me a Contest Phonesex Entry

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This is for the tiny, Cheeto-dicked embarrassment who attempts to satisfy Kayla.

Last Saturday while you were cranking it to Fuller House on Netflix, I happened to run into a certain little hottie at the library. You know what that is, right? It’s where grown-ups go to pump lifejuice to more important organs. She was wearing a flowered summer sundress and was buried between the stacks of romance novels, hungrily flipping through a copy of 50 Shades of Gray. I watched as she read one particular passage that made her sigh audibly, her hand instinctively brushing over her perfect breasts.

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Blog Me a Contest Winner #1 Phonesex

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Anytime you come across a guy named pencil
The fact he has no cock is not very suspenseful
Going around in a mask taking pics like a creeper
Only shows he can’t, when she yells, “Deeper!”
Anytime she sees him naked she is bound to hurl
As he puts himself and wallet on blast to the world
Falling short in every sense of the word
The fact he even calls himself a male is patently absurd
A woman like Kayla was born to be with men
Being pleasured and giving pleasure again and again
A thing like pencil can’t even comprehend
That there are certain rules a woman like her can’t bend
No sympathy, no compassion for a total loser
Of his money and finances, she will be an active abuser
Still hoping one day that his mattress will moan
Until he is completely humiliated, bankrupt and alone

BLOG ME A CONTEST Phonesex

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Send me an email telling me why you’re bigger, better, more deserving of my time than a #pencildickloser and I’ll make @thesdm4in  pay for your next #phonesex call.

The contest will run till August seventeenth. Make it as #humiliating as possible for a better chance to win.

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