Ruffles Are A Sissy’s Best Friend Phonesex

Ruffles

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Some girls like fishnets and others like bows but all good sissy girls like ruffles. Mommy likes it best when her girl is dressed up like a porcelain doll. You know the ones with tiny white gloves and so much dress she can’t even sit. That’s the softest and most feminine a real girl can be.

Dressing like that shows Mommy how serious you are about being a real girl. It’s a lot of work! The dress itself is heavy and the underthings are binding. Not to mention how time-consuming they are to put on. Fishnet whores got it easy but it’s not actually easy being a lady.

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Kayla WOW Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Some girls have a super heavy time of the month. It can make things really uncomfortable and messy! Especially when one’s bladder gets weak during the same time. Look at this MESSY girl! She buys the cutest panties and even spends a ton of money on high quality, pretty undies.

But she never remembers to protect them during that time every month!

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Blog Me a Contest Phonesex Entry

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

At the thought of the word pay, my pencil betrays me and starts to twitch. I sigh. That is how it starts. Miss Kayla is able to make my pencil twitch, but I know I can only make her happy when I pay. Pay and now stand guard.

As I lean my head against the door, I hear the moans of pleasure. She certainly sounds like she is enjoying herself. How can I make it better? How can I become more useful for Miss Kayla? Let me count her moans. Maybe I can pay her for each moan so that she gets twice the pleasure.

One, two, three.. my hand moves to my pencil as I count. Yes, she is going to like this..Come on Mr. England make her moan so I can pay. “Nine, ten” this is going to get expensive….

 

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

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Blog Me a Contest Phonesex Entry

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

So, I heard about this contest where I can win a free call with Kayla. All I have to do is explain why I deserve this over everyone else, especially thesdm4in. Kayla deserves only the best to win this contest, she deserves to be treated and satisfied by a real man where the pleasure of phone sex can be enjoyed by both. And that man, ladies and gentlemen, is me.

Kayla is an attraction, she is an experience you want to mark off of your fuckit, I mean bucket list. Unfortunately for you, thesdm4in, she is that ride that you have wanted to go on forever. You wait in line and when you finally get to the front you find out that you are too small to get on (we’ve seen the pics, we know you don’t measure up). The good news for you is that there are plenty of other things that you can do over in the section for little ones, I even know some Mommies here that can take care of you while I am with Kayla.

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Blog Me a Contest Phonesex Entry

This is for the tiny, Cheeto-dicked embarrassment who attempts to satisfy Kayla.

Last Saturday while you were cranking it to Fuller House on Netflix, I happened to run into a certain little hottie at the library. You know what that is, right? It’s where grown-ups go to pump lifejuice to more important organs. She was wearing a flowered summer sundress and was buried between the stacks of romance novels, hungrily flipping through a copy of 50 Shades of Gray. I watched as she read one particular passage that made her sigh audibly, her hand instinctively brushing over her perfect breasts.

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Blog Me a Contest Winner #2 Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Good afternoon Love and uh.. hey pindick,
Here’s the deal, I’ll keep this short and sweet. You should pay for Kayla and I to spend time together, not just today,  but ANYTIME she wants. We both know you’re completely incapable of pleasing her or any other woman and you’re really only good for one purpose; paying for Kayla to fuck her favorite. That’s right, I AM her favorite and she’ll confirm as much. You don’t even exist by comparison, you register on her favorites list about as small as your dick size is.
 So pay up bitch, we’re waiting…

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

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https://phonesexcandy.com/kayla/

Blog Me a Contest Winner #1 Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Anytime you come across a guy named pencil
The fact he has no cock is not very suspenseful
Going around in a mask taking pics like a creeper
Only shows he can’t, when she yells, “Deeper!”
Anytime she sees him naked she is bound to hurl
As he puts himself and wallet on blast to the world
Falling short in every sense of the word
The fact he even calls himself a male is patently absurd
A woman like Kayla was born to be with men
Being pleasured and giving pleasure again and again
A thing like pencil can’t even comprehend
That there are certain rules a woman like her can’t bend
No sympathy, no compassion for a total loser
Of his money and finances, she will be an active abuser
Still hoping one day that his mattress will moan
Until he is completely humiliated, bankrupt and alone

Give Me Control Phonesex

Control

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Give me control. Not just of your sex toy but your whole life. You wanted a brat who would ruin your marriage, right? Someone who’d wreck your finances by making it difficult for you to think rationally. It didn’t sound like you had a single, rational thought floating in your brain when your dick was dripping like that. Didn’t you want a girl you could get addicted to?

Close your eyes and remember how hard you were for me when I took control of the toy snuggled around your shaft. Are you throbbing now? Remembering how desperate you became when I slowed the vibrations to almost nothing. It was too much fun not allowing you to touch your dick as I took over. Do you feel the addiction setting in?

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BLOG ME A CONTEST Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Send me an email telling me why you’re bigger, better, more deserving of my time than a #pencildickloser and I’ll make @thesdm4in  pay for your next #phonesex call.

The contest will run till August seventeenth. Make it as #humiliating as possible for a better chance to win.

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Karaoke Night Phonesex

karaoke

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I don’t sing but my friends love Karaoke night. I agreed to go because it’s always fun to dance and laugh at all the off-key, tone-deaf dummies who jump on stage. We were a few drinks in when a man stepped up on to the stage. The air in the room changed, it seemed. As if in that moment, time stood still and he owned every one of us before him. The whole bar was silent as he gripped the mic and smiled over his audience.

A blue-colored spotlight made him look incredibly sexy as he pushed his sleeves up to his elbows and cleared his throat. The music started and his head began to bob with the beat. His hand tapping over his thigh. I felt drawn toward the stage. Like I had to meet him.

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