Blog Me a Contest Phonesex Entry

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

At the thought of the word pay, my pencil betrays me and starts to twitch. I sigh. That is how it starts. Miss Kayla is able to make my pencil twitch, but I know I can only make her happy when I pay. Pay and now stand guard.

As I lean my head against the door, I hear the moans of pleasure. She certainly sounds like she is enjoying herself. How can I make it better? How can I become more useful for Miss Kayla? Let me count her moans. Maybe I can pay her for each moan so that she gets twice the pleasure.

One, two, three.. my hand moves to my pencil as I count. Yes, she is going to like this..Come on Mr. England make her moan so I can pay. “Nine, ten” this is going to get expensive….

 

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

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Blog Me a Contest Phonesex Entry

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

So, I heard about this contest where I can win a free call with Kayla. All I have to do is explain why I deserve this over everyone else, especially thesdm4in. Kayla deserves only the best to win this contest, she deserves to be treated and satisfied by a real man where the pleasure of phone sex can be enjoyed by both. And that man, ladies and gentlemen, is me.

Kayla is an attraction, she is an experience you want to mark off of your fuckit, I mean bucket list. Unfortunately for you, thesdm4in, she is that ride that you have wanted to go on forever. You wait in line and when you finally get to the front you find out that you are too small to get on (we’ve seen the pics, we know you don’t measure up). The good news for you is that there are plenty of other things that you can do over in the section for little ones, I even know some Mommies here that can take care of you while I am with Kayla.

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Blog Me a Contest Winner #2 Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Good afternoon Love and uh.. hey pindick,
Here’s the deal, I’ll keep this short and sweet. You should pay for Kayla and I to spend time together, not just today,  but ANYTIME she wants. We both know you’re completely incapable of pleasing her or any other woman and you’re really only good for one purpose; paying for Kayla to fuck her favorite. That’s right, I AM her favorite and she’ll confirm as much. You don’t even exist by comparison, you register on her favorites list about as small as your dick size is.
 So pay up bitch, we’re waiting…

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

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Blog Me a Contest Winner #1 Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Anytime you come across a guy named pencil
The fact he has no cock is not very suspenseful
Going around in a mask taking pics like a creeper
Only shows he can’t, when she yells, “Deeper!”
Anytime she sees him naked she is bound to hurl
As he puts himself and wallet on blast to the world
Falling short in every sense of the word
The fact he even calls himself a male is patently absurd
A woman like Kayla was born to be with men
Being pleasured and giving pleasure again and again
A thing like pencil can’t even comprehend
That there are certain rules a woman like her can’t bend
No sympathy, no compassion for a total loser
Of his money and finances, she will be an active abuser
Still hoping one day that his mattress will moan
Until he is completely humiliated, bankrupt and alone

Karaoke Night Phonesex

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I don’t sing but my friends love Karaoke night. I agreed to go because it’s always fun to dance and laugh at all the off-key, tone-deaf dummies who jump on stage. We were a few drinks in when a man stepped up on to the stage. The air in the room changed, it seemed. As if in that moment, time stood still and he owned every one of us before him. The whole bar was silent as he gripped the mic and smiled over his audience.

A blue-colored spotlight made him look incredibly sexy as he pushed his sleeves up to his elbows and cleared his throat. The music started and his head began to bob with the beat. His hand tapping over his thigh. I felt drawn toward the stage. Like I had to meet him.

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A Different Kind of Fireworks Phonesex

I grew up in a really small New England town. The Fourth of July was always my favorite holiday because the whole town treated the special day like it was more important than Christmas. The town square would be filled with vendors and food booths during the day. At noon a parade made of several towns would make their way down the main street with all of us cheering and catching candy treats thrown our way. Then at night, everything magically cleared away to make room for the Fireworks display.

Both of my parents were licensed firework technicians along with two sets of my aunts and uncles. The town hired them to set off the incredible display every year which left me unsupervised during the show. It was on the Fourth of July that I had my very first kiss.

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Phonesex Princess Questionnaire

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I’m trying something new…

Help a hoe out, Fill out my questionnaire, and help me be the best little phonesex princess you’ve ever dreamed of.

I want to know EXACTLY how you wish for me to please you

Give me the details and allow me to blow your mind while you blow your load.

https://forms.gle/4fLLtDz4wNxKn5gu6

 

**Don’t worry there is perk to helping me gather up all this good info! If you fill it out and mention it on our next call, I’ll send you a personal nude, just for your eyes only! **

Acupuncture Mat Masturbation Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

My Amazon wishlist is full of things designed to spoil and pamper me. One sweet man recently sent me the Acupuncture Mat I’ve been wishing for. Most everyone knows I get migraines more frequently than not, this one amazing man really helps me in taking care of them. The mat isn’t the first gift he’s sent to help me feel more relaxed.

Have you seen these blissful torture devices? When I first saw one, I thought of a bed of nails. Its a soft foam mat covered in circles of plastic spikes. Think back to when your grandma had that clear mat and when someone flipped it over and you accidentally stepped on the spikes, yup, it’s like that. I had to giggle when I received the gift, his note wrote, “I hope it hurts so good.” Some boys know me so well.

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Good Girl Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

A car door shuts somewhere outside. My ears perk up and my head tilts to the side as I listen, “Daddy?” I hop off the couch, skipping down the hall to kneel in the foyer. My head is still turned toward the front door to listen carefully for his heavy footsteps coming up the walkway. An uncontrollable wiggle takes over my rear as I hear the key get pushed into the lock. The tiny clicks of it turning in place make me bounce in place and then the door opens and I squeal!

“Who’s Daddy’s good girl?” He asks chuckling at my giddy expression and how I’m squirming to stay in place on my knees, naked before him with only my thick leather collar around my neck.

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Pussy Worship Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Everyone knows I’m a needy princess. A whiny brat who thrives off attention and could very well perish without it! Recently, with all the change in everyone’s schedule, I’ve been finding how much more attention my pretty pussy needs. Think of my clit like a pacifier and come soothe the both of us!

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