Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Some girls have a super heavy time of the month. It can make things really uncomfortable and messy! Especially when one’s bladder gets weak during the same time. Look at this MESSY girl! She buys the cutest panties and even spends a ton of money on high quality, pretty undies.
But she never remembers to protect them during that time every month!
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
At the thought of the word pay, my pencil betrays me and starts to twitch. I sigh. That is how it starts. Miss Kayla is able to make my pencil twitch, but I know I can only make her happy when I pay. Pay and now stand guard.
As I lean my head against the door, I hear the moans of pleasure. She certainly sounds like she is enjoying herself. How can I make it better? How can I become more useful for Miss Kayla? Let me count her moans. Maybe I can pay her for each moan so that she gets twice the pleasure.
One, two, three.. my hand moves to my pencil as I count. Yes, she is going to like this..Come on Mr. England make her moan so I can pay. “Nine, ten” this is going to get expensive….
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
So, I heard about this contest where I can win a free call with Kayla. All I have to do is explain why I deserve this over everyone else, especially thesdm4in. Kayla deserves only the best to win this contest, she deserves to be treated and satisfied by a real man where the pleasure of phone sex can be enjoyed by both. And that man, ladies and gentlemen, is me.
Kayla is an attraction, she is an experience you want to mark off of your fuckit, I mean bucket list. Unfortunately for you, thesdm4in, she is that ride that you have wanted to go on forever. You wait in line and when you finally get to the front you find out that you are too small to get on (we’ve seen the pics, we know you don’t measure up). The good news for you is that there are plenty of other things that you can do over in the section for little ones, I even know some Mommies here that can take care of you while I am with Kayla.
This is for the tiny, Cheeto-dicked embarrassment who attempts to satisfy Kayla.
Last Saturday while you were cranking it to Fuller House on Netflix, I happened to run into a certain little hottie at the library. You know what that is, right? It’s where grown-ups go to pump lifejuice to more important organs. She was wearing a flowered summer sundress and was buried between the stacks of romance novels, hungrily flipping through a copy of 50 Shades of Gray. I watched as she read one particular passage that made her sigh audibly, her hand instinctively brushing over her perfect breasts.
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357Send me an email telling me why you’re bigger, better, more deserving of my time than a #pencildickloser and I’ll make @thesdm4in pay for your next #phonesex call.
The contest will run till August seventeenth. Make it as #humiliating as possible for a better chance to win.
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Well, that didn’t go as I planned. thesdm4in and I planned this crazy fun game, or so we thought! We offered for him to pay for your next session with me if your dick was bigger than his. See he is OBSESSED with his pencil dick. He knows its too thin to make a woman cum and he always slips out.
This poor loser knows he has to pay to make women like me happy so our game was going to be a good giggle. I thought my inbox would be flooded with big, juicy dicks! I thought the loser would go BROKE paying for y’alls orgasms but that didn’t happen.
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
I don’t sing but my friends love Karaoke night. I agreed to go because it’s always fun to dance and laugh at all the off-key, tone-deaf dummies who jump on stage. We were a few drinks in when a man stepped up on to the stage. The air in the room changed, it seemed. As if in that moment, time stood still and he owned every one of us before him. The whole bar was silent as he gripped the mic and smiled over his audience.
A blue-colored spotlight made him look incredibly sexy as he pushed his sleeves up to his elbows and cleared his throat. The music started and his head began to bob with the beat. His hand tapping over his thigh. I felt drawn toward the stage. Like I had to meet him.
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
I’m a good girl…most of the time. It’s just you’re so easy to rile up. I don’t even intend to be bratty when I open my mouth. The naughty, bad things just slip right out and then your face gets so red. I like it best when you chuckle a little. As if you can’t even believe what you just heard.
Being mischievous is just in my nature. I can’t fight who I am and I don’t think you really want me to either, do you? You wouldn’t want me to change the perfect princess that I am and be some muddled version of someone else, right?
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
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