
Listen up, losers. Ruby, Gianna and I couldn’t help but notice how awful you all are at managing your money. You need a fucking budget meeting and lucky for you, the three of us Sexy Candy Girls are here to help!
Sit down and take notes! We know when you get paid, do you know how we know? Because that’s when you go fucking hog wild. Burning through your paycheck so fast just to get your dick off and then we have to listen to you whine about how broke you are for the rest of the week. We’ve had enough. We’re confiscating your wallets.