It’s Not Cheating Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I asked you to take me out. It shouldn’t have been a big deal. I’d bought a new, sexy dress and wanted to get dolled up so you could show me off. Having a girlfriend who looks like me should be fun and exciting but instead, you make everything feel like a chore. After agreeing to come out with me, you immediately started drinking.

At the bar, you continued. A super sexy gentleman came up to sit by me. He was making small talk with me while you chugged back shot after shot. You didn’t seem to notice the way he was touching my lower back or the way he was eye-fucking me. His voice was deep and he would lean into my ear when the crowd got loud. His breath tickling my ear and soaking my panties.

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Everyone Needs a Giggle Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Small Penis Humiliation was hard for me when I started working here. Welp, not anymore and not when its little tictacs like this who call and want my “Honest opinion.” Honey, how does this even count as a dick!?

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Dirty Talking Phonesex with Kayla Cumsalot

Sweet Lovin’ Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Some girls are afraid to TALK DIRTY. They get nervous and stumble over words like PUSSY or Penis but not me. I’ve always had a dirty little mouth. My Mommy says I cuss like a sailor, and she hates how unladylike I can be. I can’t help it. I FUCKING love to talk dirty.

Did you know that a person who swears often has been said to be smarter and more creative than someone who doesn’t say those naughty fucking words? It’s true. They aren’t bad so much as sentence enhancers, in my opinion.

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Do I look like a Cock Slut? Phonesex

Sweet lovin Kayla 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

My dentist appointment on Tuesday was much easier than I thought it would be, but something the dentist said has really been bothering me. I had this wisdom tooth coming in sideways, and it was making my jaw so tight and uncomfortable, so I knew what had to be done.

It had to be removed. The stupid oral surgeon only works one day, every two weeks, so it felt like forever until I could see him. Finally, when they were able to see me, he looked in my mouth and agreed that the tooth has got to go.

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Valentine’s Gift Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I am loyal…I really am. It’s just that…sigh…I have so many fantasies always swirling around my head that I can’t help but constantly think about other things that I…well…need. It doesn’t mean I don’t care about my boyfriend but there are times when I just desire something…more. Ya know, what I mean?
So, we are planning our Valentine’s Day together and I can’t wait to spend it with him. But there is this guy that I keep running into at the gym. He is…arousing. I usually stay very focused when I am there. I don’t like wasting my time. But I keep finding myself being distracted by this man as I try and stick to my routine. I know we all have crushes but this is something more.

Kayla’s Little Fuck Toy Phone Sex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Look at my new toy!! Isn’t it sweet?! Sure, it’s not good for fucking, and it wouldn’t even cause me to gag, but it’s still a lot of fun to SLAP around!  Wanna know the best part about my new, MARRIED, little CASH COCK? He takes direction well!

He knows what he’s good for and does almost exactly as he’s told! He still needs lots of training, but that’s to be expected with all new toys…You gotta take the time to break them in and mold them into knowing how to please you. We have a long way to go, but I have an excellent feeling that maybe one day, he might almost make me happy!

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Chatroom Humiliation Game Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Tomorrow a pencil dick loser has opened himself up to extreme, public humiliation. When I log on, he’ll be paying all of the girls in the room to tolerate a ten-minute “loser trivia” game.

It will just be five questions and I’ve made it so easy for you to play and win! All of the answers will easily be found on my Twitter. By the end of the game, the player with the most points will be gifted a ten min call with me. Paid for by the loser himself.

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We’re Looking For a Sissy Phonesex With Kaykay and Tom

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

We’re looking for a sissy to abuse. Tom and I have a super hot sex life but there is always room to add a cleanup sissy. All this month, we’ll be hosting auditions for the perfect slut. What? Did you think you were just going to raise your hand and get to slurp his cum from my pussy? No, bitch. We’re looking for a dedicated cleanup slut.

In order to apply, you should come to us prepared. We’ll require photo proof of your useless dick. It will be caged while you are with us because your orgasm will come as a reward for doing a job well done. Tom and I, of course, will make fun of you for our pleasure.

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Mistletoe Over My Cameltoe Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-332-2369 ext 357

Sweet Lovin’ Kayla Cumsalot 1844-332-2369 ext 357

Normally, I’m the one who sleeps in late. Forcing Daddy to drag me out of bed but this morning that sleepy man wouldn’t budge! I shook his shoulder and WHINED his name, I even licked his face and with a sleepy smile, he shooed me away.

This little girl dislikes being shooed. I had to come up with a plan that would surely get my Daddy out of bed. I sat on the edge of the bed plotting. Like Pooh Bear, I thought, thought, thought and then it HIT ME! Mistletoe! Jumping from the bed, I ran to the hall. Daddy had hung mistletoe last night and I snatched it down from the wall.

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Be My CashCock Phonesex

CashCock

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

You are a lame-ass, fucking loser. You should be grateful I want you to be anything for me. After you called, I did a little research. You were talking such a big game. Acting like your credit card was limitless. I wanted to find out the truth. Every boy has a rock bottom, ya know? Some just make you dig a little deeper to find it.

Turns out you are the big shot you think you are! Considering you can actually benefit me in some way, I’ve decided to let you be my CashCock.

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