Mischievous and Devious Phonesex

Mischievous

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I’m a good girl…most of the time. It’s just you’re so easy to rile up. I don’t even intend to be bratty when I open my mouth. The naughty, bad things just slip right out and then your face gets so red. I like it best when you chuckle a little. As if you can’t even believe what you just heard.

Being mischievous is just in my nature. I can’t fight who I am and I don’t think you really want me to either, do you? You wouldn’t want me to change the perfect princess that I am and be some muddled version of someone else, right?

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Acupuncture Mat Masturbation Phonesex

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My Amazon wishlist is full of things designed to spoil and pamper me. One sweet man recently sent me the Acupuncture Mat I’ve been wishing for. Most everyone knows I get migraines more frequently than not, this one amazing man really helps me in taking care of them. The mat isn’t the first gift he’s sent to help me feel more relaxed.

Have you seen these blissful torture devices? When I first saw one, I thought of a bed of nails. Its a soft foam mat covered in circles of plastic spikes. Think back to when your grandma had that clear mat and when someone flipped it over and you accidentally stepped on the spikes, yup, it’s like that. I had to giggle when I received the gift, his note wrote, “I hope it hurts so good.” Some boys know me so well.

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Driving Home With a Hard On Phonsex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

All-day long you’re your mind has wandered. You can’t stop thinking about the way we played and the things I said. I know you better than anyone and that’s insane because we’ve never met. There was a snap in the atmosphere that first time we played. I know you felt it. It shook the earth and you yourself said this would be different.

We hoped we’d have time to play but your work was insane and my phone never stopped ringing. Now you’re driving home to your wife with a hardon for me. We both know she doesn’t make your cock grow the way I do. She knows all parts of your life and somehow she misses the mark here.

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May’s Two Girl Contest Phonesex

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

With one week left in this month, I’ma need you loser ass bitches to prove yourself, okay? There are only seven days left in the two girl call contest and honestly, I’m disappointed you haven’t made more of an effort to help us out. We should be two girl fucking our brains out since you know your dick doesn’t deliver any pleasure but no. It could be a paid chat or better yet, why don’t you pay for us to just chit chat with each other about what a loser fuck you are.

Instead of just setting up and paying for two of us to humiliate you, you are full of excuses. I’m tired of hearing them and I want you to do better. In the next seven days, every time you think of dialing in, remind yourself to ask for a second sexy girl to join the party.

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Kaykay Has a Naughty Hand Fetish Phonesex

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Some girls dig beards, others like biceps. I’ve been known to be attracted to tall guys but there is one feature that can make me instantly weak. It’s not a pair of pretty blue eyes or a cheeky smile (Though those sometimes work.) My biggest fetish is for hands. Not gross chubby hands with dirty nails. No. Hands like this. With sexy veins on the back and long, slender fingers that I just know will feel incredible while manipulating my clit.

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GrubCenter Driver Delivers More Than Salad Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Working eight hour shift days from home, glued to the computer servicing all of your horny needs makes it difficult to enjoy a healthy lunch. More often than not  I have to order my food during the workweek. Sometimes I go for a quick sub, other times I want a meaty salad.

Today I placed an order from one of my favorite family restaurants. They make a great chicken tender salad with the best ranch dressing ever.  I’ve ordered from them a few times here and there and I always have the same driver. He’s an older man who definitely likes to come to my house. Normally we share pleasantries and then he’s off to his business while I go back to mine, no harm, no foul. Today, however, he must have been planning to deliver me more than just my salad.

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Kayla and Kelsey Badass BFF Phonesex

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Guess who gots a new phonesex BFF? ME! Look how tiny and cute she is! Kelsey is such a giant bang packed in a tiny, tight little Dynomite package! Today is her first official day with Phonesexcandy and my favorite married cock helped me pop her cherry!

She was so naturally sexy and knew just what she wanted out of that poor, married dick. Together we bound him to a chair, he just loves to be helpless to teen pussy.

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Daddy Spoils Kayla on Valentines Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

 

I received several beautiful gifts for Valentine’s day but I’ve always been a girl who fights the sappy love bug and mushiness of romance. I think flowers are pretty but I’d rather you take me to a garden than send them to my home. However… some of you know how to peel back the armor I hold tight and make my heart skip beats in ways I hate. lol

My favorite Daddy sent my favorite gift, a haiku written just for me.

 

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A New Way To Win A Free Call Phonesex

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Who doesn’t love a free call? Even if you wish to spend longer than ten minutes on the phone with your candy girl, that twenty-five dollar value can really come in handy! Tomsin offers so many incredible ways for you to earn and or take advantage of FREE minutes. I wanna layout the way and explain our new social media game. You should be taking advantage of all of these offers!

1) Voting for Phonesex candy! Easy peasy way to win a call. It takes a few seconds but really makes us ladies feel appreciated. All you need to do, is open the phonesexcandy home page, be sure chat is minimized, then click the flashing “Vote here”. Remember that 3 letter code you typed in, and return to the home page to click the “enter your code here” link. Once you fill that out, you can continue voting from one IP address every three hours. So double up your chances by using your phone and your PC to vote!

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Where Are You Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Where, oh where have my little sluts gone? I’ve looked high and low for you and you seem to be hiding from me. Is it your wife? Has she dropped five dress sizes and suddenly taken interest in servicing your cock? Humm, that’s not it? Is it that you feel guilty for that big ol’ Christmas time credit card statement that you’ve swore to pay off before you pay for more pleasures with me? Well, that’s just selfish. Don’t you know I’m missing you?

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