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I’m Gonna Paint Your Back Porch Red

Oh, my sweet little one, today is just not your day.  You are in BIG trouble!  Did you honestly think I wouldn’t find the huge mess you made?

Who do you think cleans this house?  I might have to have help this time, since you made such a mess!  Were you trying to change your diaper by yourself?!  You can’t do that!

That is Mommy’s job!  You got it all over your bed and floor and there was baby powder everywhere!  I’m going to be cleaning for hours!  Come here right now, mister!  You’ll be getting spanked for sure!  Don’t try and get out of it!  I don’t like being a mean Mommy, but you have left me no choice! Get over here and take your paddling!

 

Mommy Has Resolutions For Your Diaper Phonesex

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Hello, sweet babies!  Happy New Year!  Mommy Sandy is looking forward to lots more time with her babies this year!

We can cuddle up and talk about all the things baby can do to be a good boy in 2017!

Mommy wants to keep you in those diapers forever, so for this year we have some new diaper rules.  Mommy wants you to mess those diapers real good all year long so Mommy can get nice presents every time she changes you out of your messy huggies!  That is just for starters little one!  Come give Mommy a call so that we can go over the rest *kisses*

Phone Sex Holiday Game Day With Sandy Claus

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I woke up this morning and shuffled to the kitchen for some coffee and stopped short.  I rubbed the sleep from my eyes and knelt down below my Christmas tree.  Somehow, as if by magic there were a bunch of oddly wrapped gifts that were not there the night before.  I poked the one nearest me and it made a noise and yelled out a sexy phrase, something about some hot and sexy phonesex.  They are the most curious little group.

There was a note on the tree stating that they can’t be opened until Saturday at 2 pm EST and that I must gather the biggest perverts around to help me guess what is waiting underneath the colorful wrapping paper!

Meet me in the chatroom at 2 to play a special holiday game and help me unwrap these magnificent gifts!  Guess the most correctly and win a free 15 minute call!  Hope to see you there!

Elf Orgy Prose

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I burst into my workshop late last night
To check my little helpers were doing it right
They should’ve been working  on sexy sex toys
Gifts, for all the naughty girls and boys.

I pushed the door and open it flew
Ready to work, with so much to do
I needed to find my head elf, Georgie,
But what I found was a big elf orgy!

With elfin junk, more impressive than I’d thought
Thrusting forward, giving it all they’ve got
Trying out the toys they were supposed to be making
Loud elf orgasms they surely weren’t faking

Gasps and moans filled my wondering ears
Seeing me enter, they stopped fucking their peers.
With a twinkle in my eye and a snap of my finger
I jumped in the middle, not a moment to linger

The orgy commenced and it felt just right
Little mouths kissing and licking filled with delight
A poke from behind, hard as a rock
I knew what is was! A meaty elf cock!

He gave me a lick and slipped right inside
He filled me with dick and went for a ride
Another came up and slid in too
I wanted them all, the whole elffin’ crew

Stepping up to my holes they pushed in and out
Feeling pleasure so greatly,  I came with a shout
They began to thrust faster, picking up pace
Georgie, head elf, came all over my face

The pulled their cocks out, dripping with goo
A grin on their lips from our pre-Christmas screw
I wiped my mouth and smiled at Georgie
A new Christmas tradition! A yearly elf orgy!

Happy Holidays, Perverts!

Sandy Claus is Cumming to Town!!

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Hello, precious boys and girls!  It’s that special time of year again!

The winds blow colder and holiday cheer is everywhere.  You may be familiar with Santa, and his big fat naughty and nice list.  Sandy Claus comes to town this time of year too, and everyone gets presents from Sandy Claus!  Continue reading Sandy Claus is Cumming to Town!!

Enroll In Sissy School Today

 

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I always wanted to be a teacher when I was in school.  I wish I had learned real life skills there… let’s be honest, knowing how to suck a dick right has been far more beneficial than knowing how to find the circumference of a circle.  I want to impart my knowledge.  I’ve already given my daughter a lesson or two, but I think I need a new sissy.  Somebody that is eager to practice on my rubber dick until I can unleash him on the cocks of my friends.  Graduation day I’d like to have a train of dicks waiting to be completely drained of cum by my star pupil.  Maybe it could be you…

I Know Exactly What I Am Doing

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Every good horny boy loves a woman that knows what she wants.  That can be hard to come by with younger ladies.  I have already done all the things they still want to do and learn.  Experience in the bedroom can give you the most delicious satisfaction.  I know what I want and I will take it whenever and however I like.  There is a reason they call me a cougar.  I scope out my prey and wait until the time is right.  Then I pounce and show those naughty boys how to make this pussy purr.
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Phone Sex Mommy Sandy Will Keep You Safe From Those Meanies

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Boo hoo hoo… Aww what’s the matter my little darling?  Did the mean boys in the locker make fun of you again?  Did they take one look at your little baby dick and point, and laugh, and call you mean names?  Did they steal your clothes while you were in the shower and push you out into the hall naked for all the girls to see?

Oh honey, that’s why Mommy wants to keep you home so you can be Mommy’s big baby.  Mommy can give you everything you could ever want or need.

I won’t laugh at your adorable baby dick.  That’s for Mommy.  Not those mean bullies at school!  Mommy will put you in that comfy-womfy diaper and rock you cuddle and snuggle you, and, of course, Mommy would never make fun of you or your little cock.  My little man will get all the love and attention he needs and never have to worry about those bullies again once Mommy reclaims him as her precious little baby.

Baby, you know you want this as much as Mommy does.  Mommy needs her baby, every bit as much as he needs her.  Baby boy, you grew up too fast on Mommy.  Always in such a hurry to be one of the big boys, but I bet after today you are ready to leave the big boys in the dust and come running into Mommy’s arms.

Mommy will take care of you.  Mommy will make you feel better.  Mommy will make all the hurt feelings go away.  Mommy will never let them come back again.  Things will be perfect when Mommy’s got you.

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Be My Pretty Little Cunt Face Sissy

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Oh my darling sissy skank.  Try as you might, dollface, without expensive, life-altering surgery, you will always be lacking the most important part of a woman.  Sure, sure, we make do with what you have, but your sissy cunt is just no match for the real thing…. that is… until I get my claws in you…

We live in a strange and exciting time and I have found just the perfect thing.  You have spent every day thinking about how perfect your little pussy would be, and all the big monster cock you would gleefully stuff it full from sun up to sun down.  Miss Sandy has a little solution, that she has been working on tirelessly and is ready to unleash it on the world this Halloween season.

Last Halloween, I was doing some remodeling in my sex dungeon and came across an old dusty tome hidden in my wall.  It’s old rust stained pages were filled with recipes.  One, in particular, caught my attention.  Maiden Metamorphose Mixture.  The stained book was almost impossible to decipher, but I have never been one to shy away from a difficult or time-consuming recipe.  So, my cauldron has been bubbling away.  Every full moon I have been stirring and adding ingredients.  I am glad to say that it seems to be almost complete.  I just need one final thing.  A guinea pig.

Let me strap you into my special chair and give you a taste of my little concoction that I have worked so hard on.  Take a little sip, sissy and feel the transformation begin.  Let’s give you what you have been wishing for your whole life.  The change won’t exactly be subtle, darling.  Rest assured, everyone is going to notice your fancy new pussy.  It’ll be the very first thing they notice, in fact.

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Arousing Hard On Attack

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I’m still shaking… It happened late last night as I was walking home from my date.  I don’t think I slept a wink!  Normally, I wouldn’t be walking that late, but my date had a few too many cocktails to drive me home and it’s a relatively quiet town.

I was enjoying the cool damp air on my skin.  Other than the faint sound of a few early fallen leaves skittering across the concrete in the breeze and my steady footsteps, it was quiet.  I walked down the darkened alley that comes out near my back yard.  The street lamp was out and the wind began to pick up, making my short pleated skirt dance and lift.

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