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Elf Orgy Prose

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I burst into my workshop late last night
To check my little helpers were doing it right
They should’ve been working  on sexy sex toys
Gifts, for all the naughty girls and boys.

I pushed the door and open it flew
Ready to work, with so much to do
I needed to find my head elf, Georgie,
But what I found was a big elf orgy!

With elfin junk, more impressive than I’d thought
Thrusting forward, giving it all they’ve got
Trying out the toys they were supposed to be making
Loud elf orgasms they surely weren’t faking

Gasps and moans filled my wondering ears
Seeing me enter, they stopped fucking their peers.
With a twinkle in my eye and a snap of my finger
I jumped in the middle, not a moment to linger

The orgy commenced and it felt just right
Little mouths kissing and licking filled with delight
A poke from behind, hard as a rock
I knew what is was! A meaty elf cock!

He gave me a lick and slipped right inside
He filled me with dick and went for a ride
Another came up and slid in too
I wanted them all, the whole elffin’ crew

Stepping up to my holes they pushed in and out
Feeling pleasure so greatly,  I came with a shout
They began to thrust faster, picking up pace
Georgie, head elf, came all over my face

The pulled their cocks out, dripping with goo
A grin on their lips from our pre-Christmas screw
I wiped my mouth and smiled at Georgie
A new Christmas tradition! A yearly elf orgy!

Happy Holidays, Perverts!

Sandy Claus is Cumming to Town!!

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Hello, precious boys and girls!  It’s that special time of year again!

The winds blow colder and holiday cheer is everywhere.  You may be familiar with Santa, and his big fat naughty and nice list.  Sandy Claus comes to town this time of year too, and everyone gets presents from Sandy Claus!  Continue reading Sandy Claus is Cumming to Town!!

Enroll In Sissy School Today

 

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I always wanted to be a teacher when I was in school.  I wish I had learned real life skills there… let’s be honest, knowing how to suck a dick right has been far more beneficial than knowing how to find the circumference of a circle.  I want to impart my knowledge.  I’ve already given my daughter a lesson or two, but I think I need a new sissy.  Somebody that is eager to practice on my rubber dick until I can unleash him on the cocks of my friends.  Graduation day I’d like to have a train of dicks waiting to be completely drained of cum by my star pupil.  Maybe it could be you…

I Know Exactly What I Am Doing

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Every good horny boy loves a woman that knows what she wants.  That can be hard to come by with younger ladies.  I have already done all the things they still want to do and learn.  Experience in the bedroom can give you the most delicious satisfaction.  I know what I want and I will take it whenever and however I like.  There is a reason they call me a cougar.  I scope out my prey and wait until the time is right.  Then I pounce and show those naughty boys how to make this pussy purr.
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Phone Sex Mommy Sandy Will Keep You Safe From Those Meanies

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Boo hoo hoo… Aww what’s the matter my little darling?  Did the mean boys in the locker make fun of you again?  Did they take one look at your little baby dick and point, and laugh, and call you mean names?  Did they steal your clothes while you were in the shower and push you out into the hall naked for all the girls to see?

Oh honey, that’s why Mommy wants to keep you home so you can be Mommy’s big baby.  Mommy can give you everything you could ever want or need.

I won’t laugh at your adorable baby dick.  That’s for Mommy.  Not those mean bullies at school!  Mommy will put you in that comfy-womfy diaper and rock you cuddle and snuggle you, and, of course, Mommy would never make fun of you or your little cock.  My little man will get all the love and attention he needs and never have to worry about those bullies again once Mommy reclaims him as her precious little baby.

Baby, you know you want this as much as Mommy does.  Mommy needs her baby, every bit as much as he needs her.  Baby boy, you grew up too fast on Mommy.  Always in such a hurry to be one of the big boys, but I bet after today you are ready to leave the big boys in the dust and come running into Mommy’s arms.

Mommy will take care of you.  Mommy will make you feel better.  Mommy will make all the hurt feelings go away.  Mommy will never let them come back again.  Things will be perfect when Mommy’s got you.

Mommy Sandy
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Be My Pretty Little Cunt Face Sissy

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Oh my darling sissy skank.  Try as you might, dollface, without expensive, life-altering surgery, you will always be lacking the most important part of a woman.  Sure, sure, we make do with what you have, but your sissy cunt is just no match for the real thing…. that is… until I get my claws in you…

We live in a strange and exciting time and I have found just the perfect thing.  You have spent every day thinking about how perfect your little pussy would be, and all the big monster cock you would gleefully stuff it full from sun up to sun down.  Miss Sandy has a little solution, that she has been working on tirelessly and is ready to unleash it on the world this Halloween season.

Last Halloween, I was doing some remodeling in my sex dungeon and came across an old dusty tome hidden in my wall.  It’s old rust stained pages were filled with recipes.  One, in particular, caught my attention.  Maiden Metamorphose Mixture.  The stained book was almost impossible to decipher, but I have never been one to shy away from a difficult or time-consuming recipe.  So, my cauldron has been bubbling away.  Every full moon I have been stirring and adding ingredients.  I am glad to say that it seems to be almost complete.  I just need one final thing.  A guinea pig.

Let me strap you into my special chair and give you a taste of my little concoction that I have worked so hard on.  Take a little sip, sissy and feel the transformation begin.  Let’s give you what you have been wishing for your whole life.  The change won’t exactly be subtle, darling.  Rest assured, everyone is going to notice your fancy new pussy.  It’ll be the very first thing they notice, in fact.

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Arousing Hard On Attack

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I’m still shaking… It happened late last night as I was walking home from my date.  I don’t think I slept a wink!  Normally, I wouldn’t be walking that late, but my date had a few too many cocktails to drive me home and it’s a relatively quiet town.

I was enjoying the cool damp air on my skin.  Other than the faint sound of a few early fallen leaves skittering across the concrete in the breeze and my steady footsteps, it was quiet.  I walked down the darkened alley that comes out near my back yard.  The street lamp was out and the wind began to pick up, making my short pleated skirt dance and lift.

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Guess Those Goodies Phonesex Game

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Tomorrow at 2 pm EST you have an amazing opportunity available to you!  Did you know?  Every Saturday at that time and Tuesday at 9 pm EST we have a game for all you perverts out there, and I’m hosting the next one!

We will be playing a little game I like to call “Guess Those Goodies” Where I will show you a photo and you guess who’s goodies they are!!

Play your best and win all the glory!!  Glory is great, but EVEN BETTER you could win a FREE 15 min call with any of the ladies playing alongside you!

All you have to do is find us in our new chatroom (accessible from any of our amazingly sexy websites) and vote for us on Phone Sex Central and join in on the hot steamy fun! Hope to see you there!!

Sandy
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A Wet Stranded Traveler Whets my Appetite

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Last week we had one hell of a storm.  Lightning flashed behind the curtains. The heavy pitter patter of fat raindrops beat down on the roof between the cracking thunder. I have always loved storms. The energy in the air is just so alive.

It was getting pretty late, but I was enjoying the sounds of the storm as I was reading my book when the doorbell rang loudly making me jump. I sauntered over to answer the door pausing for a moment realizing I wasn’t dressed for company at all.  My thin silky shorts looked more like panties and the tank top hung loose, just draped over my full breasts, highlighting my perked up nipples. For a moment I thought I should go cover up, but someone was knocking on my door at this late hour. They would just have to deal with my indecency.

I flipped the lock and cracked open the door and peered around it. There on my porch was a young girl. No older than 19 soaked to the bone from the downpour. her cotton sundress clinging to her curvaceous young body. I felt my mouth begin to salivate. she looked absolutely delicious. She immediately began talking a million miles a minute to apologize for bothering me so late and explained that she had gotten lost on the long desolate road that I live on and couldn’t get a signal on her cell phone to use her GPS and had run out of gas just down the road.

I smiled and swung the door open ushering her in out of the rain. I offered to call her a tow truck and a dry change of clothes and a cup of tea, all of which she gladly accepted. I gathered some clean comfortable clothing and guided her to my room to change. I started toward the kitchen to put on some water and realized I had forgotten the phone. forgetting myself, I opened my bedroom door and she was naked and dripping wet looking at her glorious body in the full-length mirror. She did not cover herself or seem embarrassed.  I was.  I could feel my face flush as I tried to look away but I just couldn’t I fumbled reaching for the phone and turned and closed the door again behind me. I walked to the kitchen and laid the phone down on the sink.

I thought to myself, “no, I don’t think I’ll be calling for that tow truck just yet. She looks far too appetizing to be sending her on her way”

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